All Hallows’ Eve (2013) Have you ever stumbled upon an ancient abandoned pool that has a bit of swamp water remaining at the bottom?  Have you ever inspected that further and found something beneath the gross and disgusting murky mess? Have you gotten close enough to the putrid liquid to see the nasty outline of […]

The Possession of Hannah Grace (2018) We’re still not sure if this movie makes us want to never visit a morgue or ever work in one, but it makes us want more vodka! Honestly? At this point, we’ve seen better, we’ve seen worse, and we’re not sure that we’re seeing properly at all. But grab […]

Halloween Countdown 2019! Welcome to day 5 of the Halloween countdown 2019! It’s been a sec, so this episode is a catch-up (no, not Ketchup, sorry Kaeley). Sometimes you just want to get drunk and get caught up on the goings-on in your friends’ lives, so that’s what we did! Stay tuned for more horrors […]

Blair Witch (2016) WE AT IT AGAIN! Welcome to Blair Witch 2.0! Have you ever tried filtering cheap vodka 8-10 times through a charcoal filter? Because we did… and we got fucked up. If you’re into cheap booze and shaky video footage, then this is both the podcast AND movie for you! Pour yourself some […]

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) If audio porn is what you’re looking for this is… probably not the best place for you. But if you’re looking for two chicks to get drunk and sexy… still not quite the right place. BUT, if you’re looking for two drunk chicks watching a 90s […]

Pumpkinhead (1988) It’s an alien! Wait… is it? Did we just make that part up? What IS Pumpkinhead? Why does his head NOT look like a pumpkin?! How much did we drink this time?!?! I can’t promise this episode will answer any of those questions, but I’m sure you’ll be asking more by the end! […]

The Silence (2019) You’re in for a treat this time! Your gals got new mics so we can be deeeep in your ear holes… This episode is not A Quiet Place, but I mean, really… Is it worth the watch? Could it have been better or worse? Could we get more drunk? Dive on in […]

Ouija (2014) Who else had a Ouija board as a kid? Mine didn’t summon any demons… as far as I know, but maybe that has to do with why I have an obsession with horror and all things sinful 😉 Things learned from this movie: When people start dying, just STOP, for real! Also, get […]

Hereditary (2018) Is it contagious? Is it environmental? Is it psychosomatic? No, it’s Hereditary, and it’s F*CKED! Things we learned from this insane modern horror movie: you have a severe nut allergy? Keep a damn epipen on hand! You’re driving at breakneck speed (heh) down a dark highway? Don’t stick your damn head out the […]

Q & A (2019) This week we’re mixing it up! We asked YOU to ask US ANYTHING! And you really did. Even though we asked at the last possible second before recording. So if you want to know our favourite horror films, drinks, and a whole ton of other things, grab a drink and dive […]