69: A Quieter Place – The Beginning

The Silence (2019) You’re in for a treat this time! Your gals got new mics so we can be deeeep in your ear holes… This episode is not A Quiet Place, but I mean, really… Is it worth the watch? Could it have been better or worse? Could we get more drunk? Dive on in […]

67: Don’t Worry It’s Genetic!

Hereditary (2018) Is it contagious? Is it environmental? Is it psychosomatic? No, it’s Hereditary, and it’s F*CKED! Things we learned from this insane modern horror movie: you have a severe nut allergy? Keep a damn epipen on hand! You’re driving at breakneck speed (heh) down a dark highway? Don’t stick your damn head out the […]

66: More Like Seven17en Drinks

Thir13en Ghosts (2001) You ever get drunk, watch a movie, then have no friggen clue what you watched? Even if you’ve seen the movie before? Because that’s what happens here… aggressively. So if you’re looking for drunken shenanigans that make little to no sense, you’ve found the right place! Do a few shots, get on […]

65: Lil’ Pop’s Guide to Romantic Love

Swimfan (2002) Not sure how in 2002 they were able to create a perfect visual representation of Kaeley’s future, but here it is! In this episode, we’re getting drunk, stalker-ey, and revelling in our teenage years. Also some James Taylor for added fun! So drink up buttercups, it’s about to get rowdy.    

64: We’re Basically Unqualified

The House on Sorority Row (1983) What happens when your sorority sister plays a gruesome prank on your house mother? And ends up killing her? Maybe? Well… We get drunk and all hell breaks loose! Grab a drink and join us in this 80s slasher flick, because it’s gonna get dirty…